i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts
The Great Gatsby Awesome-Boss Review
carlyshines: I just got home and I watched The Great Gatsby. I’m going to give you two point of view. My fan self view and my film student view. You le readyyy? Also Spoilers so if you don’t care then click ;) Read More
hopelesslyhiddled: thistyrannosaur28: a-lonely-god: “It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve.” Actually it’s Tony and Steve This gif made my ENTIRE life. THAT GIF IS MY LIFE
moltres: overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
poopflow: a sex position called the gatsby where you stare longingly at your partner from a distance and scream old sport when you climax
Let's make Dean in gym shorts the most reblogged...
castiel-dean-mckay-sheppard: “Challenge accepted!” —SPN fandom. omg this is still going IT’S A RULE TO REBLOG EVERY TIME IT SHOWS UP ON YOUR DASH. i’m not even in the supernatural fandom and i’m still going to reblog lost count of the times i’ve reblogged this i will obey
thickbrowsensei: misskenzierain: thickbrowsensei: Well ya know just waiting on season two of Korra you misspelled season three of sherlock you misspelled my foot in your ass
a-trex asked: hi there! how are you? favorite television show? favorite actor/actress? favorite bands? something most people don't know about you? :D
natured: I was standing in line at dairy queen and I saw an elderly lady crying because she didn’t have enough money to pay for her small blizzard, so I bought her a large and helped her out to her car, and she cried and said ” I hope god made someone just for you out in the world so that they can treat you as special as you are” and I am sobbing right now.
17xinfinity: ohcorny: fuck gender roles skirts for everybody
agentsokka: “Oh hey, Legend of Korra has a second season coming up! I can’t wait!” motherfucker
forever-classyx: Oh my gosh people, be nice to your waiter/waitress, it’s not their fault that your food is cold or if it’s under cooked. Be nice to the cashiers who are still training and can’t ring up your items as quickly as you want. If a stranger smiles and says hello to you, smile and say hello back! It’s just common courtesy, I don’t understand why people have to be so rude.
comparingmeerkats: marblefacade: its crazy that leonardo da vinci could paint and invent all that stuff and still find time to be a crime fighting turtle and he still hasnt won any oscars that was the price he paid
blein: sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS...
mcsnuggie: true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
So I was shown this picture Summer vacation just got a lot more interesting with the next best thing to a Tardis
simpaticonebula: 2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
twyll: i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like aw yeah we tight we bros but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????
Reblog if you've ever been called:
inkf3cted: things-larry-cant: inkf3cted: Attention seeker. Selfish. Antisocial. Rude. Pathetic. Alone. Boring. Stupid. Ugly. Annoying. Well done society , yet again showing how pathetic the real world really is The notes omg
mebeingweird: bondoge: do u ever listen to a song and u like forget ur listening to it and when it’s almost over ur just like what and then u repeat the song but then it happens again
kanayatheawkwardlesbian: saying ‘since you support gay marriage you must be gay’ is like saying ‘since you support obama you must be obama’
Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, at least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
dammit-barton: flylikeabowtie: sweetmotherofhandgrenades: yumatsukomo: twinkle twinkle little star why is art so fuCKING HARD #up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE twinkle twinkle little FUCK dammit what the- I give up. This is my anthem
babyangelcastiel: drilltowardstheheavens: donkeykongcountry2: i love that world war 2 is called world war 2 it sounds like the sequel to an action movie “WORLD WAR 2…. GERMANY’S BACK, AND THIS TIME…. IT’S PERSONAL” this has a great deal of accuracy though #god it better not be a trilogy I don’t think we’ll be able to see it…
wizardsandhijack: hospitalf0rsouls: Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God… did Mary have a little lamb? you broke the world
distraction: h0odrich: It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class amen
It's 2am again
Time to make those bedroom eyes to my beloved…. My bed